How to flirt with a Food Lover

I don’t know about you guys but the only way to win my heart is with food.
Cook me a meal, bring me a box a Macarons, pour me a chai latte… and I am all yours.

I was on Twitter the other day and I came across the worst pickup line.

I asked my friends and our good old internet for some of the best ( and the worst ) food related pickup lines and here is what came out of it.

Should we all go update our Tinder profile ?

“Nice buns”

“How do you like your eggs in the morning ?”

“How about we go straight to dessert ?”

“If you were a fruit, you would be a fine apple”

“If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute cumber”

“I am amazing in the kitchen’

“We would make an awesome pear

“Let’s mash”

“I am loving your melons”

“How about we plant seeds together ?”

“Do you have any raisins ? How about a date ?”

“You look delicious, can I have a lick ?”

“How do you like them apples ?”

If you decide to use one ( at your own risk ), please please please tell me. I am genuinely so curious to know what could come out of it !




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